I SUSPECT EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH:

Sent to me by my friend Paula...

What nationality was Jesus????

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

  
1.   He called everyone brother  

2.   He liked Gospel  
3.   He didn't get a fair trial  

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:  

1.   He went into His Father's business  

2.   He lived at home until he was 33  
3.   He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure

         He was God  
 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:  

1.   He talked with His hands  

2.   He had wine with His meals 
3.   He used olive oil  
 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 

 
1.   He never cut His hair  

2.   He walked around barefoot all the time  
3.   He started a new religion  
 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an  American Indian:

  
1.   He was at peace with nature 
2.   He ate a lot of fish  3.   He talked about the Great Spirit  

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:  

1.   He never got married.. 
2.   He was always telling stories.  
3.   He loved green pastures.  

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:  

1.   He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food  

2.   He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it  

3.   And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do  

 
                 Can I get an AMEN!!